Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five dollars."
John: A man told me to have a nice day.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
Mark: That's it?
John: Yep!
Mark: ... wow, that's a five dollar story.
by Jamaica G April 13, 2008
Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.
"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"
"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."
by Bubba916 January 30, 2010
by sexy justin May 04, 2008
Yeah, she's got a nice rack, but under the bra there's a set of hairy sand dollars...
She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...
She needs to pluck some nipple hairs and get rid of them hairy sand dollars...
by KooKooKachew March 16, 2009
A french dollar is when you have sex with a woman in the ass with such force, that you break the barrier between the ass and the vagina, making a hole roughly the same size and shape as a french dollar coin.
by Mikie From NC August 18, 2008
A person in a state of total confusion due to exhaustion. A state of sleep deprivation. When you make no logical sense.
- Example 1 -
*On the phone at 2:00 am*
Jane: Janet, I'm turning into a sand dollar!
Janet: Wow, that's... crazy
*two minutes later*
Jane: This sand dollar's gotta peace. Bye.
- Example 2 -
Maggie: Last night Terry was talking about moving to Turkey to start a zoo.
Terry: Oh, my bad. I was sand dollaring hard core last night.
Maggie: You said it's okay if your animals die because you know a taxidermist...
Terry: Wow
*On the phone at 2:00 am*
Jane: Janet, I'm turning into a sand dollar!
Janet: Wow, that's... crazy
*two minutes later*
Jane: This sand dollar's gotta peace. Bye.
- Example 2 -
Maggie: Last night Terry was talking about moving to Turkey to start a zoo.
Terry: Oh, my bad. I was sand dollaring hard core last night.
Maggie: You said it's okay if your animals die because you know a taxidermist...
Terry: Wow
by Cholo23234351 March 10, 2012