Bean Cereal

When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.

Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!

by Pizza Camo May 19, 2022

Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

by Barnyard Bailey May 02, 2019

bean team

when a lot of mexicans get together to fuck one girl

Ashley was seen handing out with a lot of mexicans so people thought she got bean teamed.

by TOKEN November 04, 2015

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky January 10, 2018

Bean Cave

The clitoral hood or entire vagina, depending on preference.

"Tonight I'm hoping he'll lick my bean cave."

by MysticBacon November 03, 2011

Liquid Beans

After having anal sex, the poop chunks left on the mans dick get rubbed on the partners belly button and then he cums straight on it. He then mixes it with the tip of his penis, creating a soupy mixture. Thus, liquid beans!

He dude I made liquid beans last night!

by Datwotwats April 19, 2015

Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 January 19, 2018