Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

Reality

If you get asked to say reality when telling someone something and you say it but you are lying they get to punch you in the chin or "chins".

Person 1: I didn't steal your beers
Person 2: Say REALITY

person 1: Reality

by holybible May 31, 2023

Reality sink

A black hole for reality benders

A. donald Trump is a reality sink, so is Dr. Clef

by Fnitu June 30, 2023

Reality

The hardest tea to swallow.

Reality is often disappointing - Thanos

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2023

Reality

the Thing inside the universe that we are in Which is a mystery

Person 1:Reality is a mystery

Person2:thats Deep

by sashing17dictionary January 19, 2024

Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024