A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.
The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."
by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018
Get the Money Stitchmug. Bus driver slang, the right-most lane on any street. Where people board the bus, and pay... Thus money lane.
by tfihsekam June 23, 2009
Get the Money Lanemug. Money that makes a situation or conversation instantly awkward, especially when borrowing from someone who is strict, cheap and/or frugal with their own money.
by brokenxcupz June 15, 2012
Get the awkward moneymug. Where a clothes-washing-service employee intentionally adds a really muddy/greasy garment or towel to your merely-lightly-soiled laundry, causing the entire load to not get sufficiently cleaned when washed the first time, and therefore "obliging" the worker to throw said wash back into the machine for another full laundering-cycle, which of course you end up getting charged for, and thus the establishment dishonestly makes extra money that way.
I always do my own wash at a self-service laundromat... I don't trust "professional" outfits that do it for you --- too many money-laundering establishments out there!
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
Get the money-launderingmug. a derogratory nickname given to one who pretends to be earning a considerable income, but in reality is only able to contribute "grocery money" to their parents in whom they live with. Likes to give the impression that they have a wonderful, well paying career when they really have a part time position and no financial responsibilities.
by ChodieCheese September 29, 2009
Get the grocery moneymug. A type of glitch that makes the player earn a lot of currency in video games that have virtual currency.
by GameMemeExplainer May 6, 2018
Get the Money glitchmug. Vince: Have you ever played stinky money?
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay
Tyler: is that the game where you put money up your ass?
Vince: yes.
Tyler:No, I'm not gay
by M.C. Skinney January 2, 2011
Get the Stinky Moneymug.