jeff rowe

A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.

Wow, did you hear Jeff Rowes story?
No, but it probably wasnt true

by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019

rowing

Rowing is the only sport to originate as a form of capital punishment. I still can’t figure out why I like it so much.

It’s 5:00 a.m. Time to go rowing.

by IrishUndaground June 26, 2022

Less Row

Let's roll.

#1: Ey, yo, man, whatchu wanna do bout that punk bitch?

#2: Huuuuuh?

#1: Nevamind, nigga. Less row.

by Captain America, muddafucka April 9, 2011

row 7

the row at walmart where stoners meet and do deals

stoner 1- i need some weed

stoner 2- lets hit the guy up in row 7 later

by stoner girl December 15, 2009

rowe da hoe

Hes that guy. Very strong and known for hoeing people. And is about 6’3 & 298 pounds. And loves hoeing people on the football field. Funny guy and is a ladies man and most likely his favorite thing to say is TALK 2 MEEEEEE

Rowe da hoe is thag guy

by Locker room lawyer November 22, 2021

Three-Leg Rowing

When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.

Three-Leg Rowing really helps motivate me to exercise.

by Z-Dict February 24, 2021

Lil rowe

Homie on the go. Can't stop moving sidekick trying to keep up. Protégé

Come on Lil Rowe can't stop now.

by Training them hoes April 29, 2022