Alabama hot pocket #2

Similar to the original hot pocket, however this requires the participant to defecate into the the woman's rectum instead. Proceed to insert the penis into the sphincter and thrust until climax. The last step requires the fucker to perform anal fellatio or salad tossing upon the fuckee.

I got tired of the ol hot pocket, so I decided to spice up our sex life and try the Alabama hot pocket #2. And wake up to a Portugese breakfast. I think Jane will ask me for a remarriage.

by Encablossa April 13, 2008

Alabama hot pocket

When you open the flaps of a vagina and the insert a warm sex toy.

With this new dildo Chloe and i could Alabama hot pocket!

by Nico Shuler April 13, 2017

slumber party hot pocket

Verb: The act of taking a shit into someones pillow case
Noun: Referring to a pillow that has been filled with warm feces.

Jake was being a real bitch, so I gave him a Slumber Party Hot Pocket.

by NigNogEggNog January 23, 2015

old english hot pocket

The Queen of England dusty pussy

The Queen of England has a "old english hot pocket"

by Lucifer Zay September 2, 2021

reverse alabama hot pocket

Reverse Alabama hot pocket is where you shat in a girls pussy but her legs are up and you are sitting over top like a toilet

Hey did you and your girl Alabama hot pocket.
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet

by UnofficialMojocult April 29, 2019

Arkansas Hot Pocket

When one spits his or her dip in ones vagina.

Last night i gave my sister and ARKANSAS HOT POCKET.

by J-Roz January 10, 2019

new england hot pocket

To fill the vaginal cavity with cream cheese, and then fuck it. Similar to the Alabama hot pocket, but without the shit.

Janet's boyfriend works at Einstein's, so she often gets New England hot pockets.

by ZenMaster010 May 12, 2007