armory humper

Term in the game natural selection for marines who fill up on ammo without paying attention to anything else, making them easy prey for the kharaa

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

NOB HOPPER

NOUN: a gay man who partakes in sexual activity with several men within short periods of time.

You bruce you gots to be stopping all that nob hoppin' before you get yourself the AIDS nigga.

by Mr. Slog August 28, 2005

almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:

almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.

by Bolin! October 20, 2008

band hopper

a person (usually female) who has a one night stand with one member of a band, then proceeds on to the next band and has a one night stand with one of their members, and so on.

a groupie, who hops from band to band.

"Dude, she got with that guy from Chelsea Grin, then that guy from Hermione, then that guy from Inn Hell! She is such a band hopper!"

by lolmustaches January 1, 2010

Air Humper

A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.

At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.

Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.

Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!

by thepeopleinthecafateriathatday August 5, 2010

Wang Hopper

A female who is a slut but wont admit being one who hops from dick to dick

Wang Hopper kim kardashian, Jennifer Aniston, YOUR MOM!

by Caiah Dease July 28, 2012

bitch hopper

A person who likes one bitch, then hops to another bitch etc.. like island hopping

I liked that bitch, but then I hopped I'm a real bitch hopper I need to stop

by Becca bitch October 11, 2014