Homelesaids

the disease contracted when bitten by the homeless while feeding them.

i was handing a homeless man a chicken leg and he bit me and i contracted homelesaids.

by hobophobic August 9, 2012

homemade bidet

When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.

Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom

by P0l1wrath September 30, 2013

homeless hookup

Getting something free which normally requires a trade of some monetary value or a performed service

Bill got Joe a homeless hookup from the liquor store

Tracy got James a job with her homeless hookup

by Blue Ball Busters March 4, 2014

Homeclap

One that always lets the team down or always takes L's(losses); one that always disappoints you.

"Damn Jay jus tried to hit on that female and she rejected him."
"What's different, that always happens"
" *sigh* Such a fuckin homeclap."

by CleanmoneyJ July 25, 2016

hometality

The friendly art of hosting people on community driven hometels as blends between hotels and temporary homes.

Our hometality is a specific culture in our hometels. The staff gets hometality training every month to serve customer better in their temporary homes.

by Nuwing April 9, 2019

Homeless Suck-Off

1) This is that guy/gall who sits on a corner and offers blowjobs for cash.

2) The type of person to sit on a street corner pretending to be homeless, when they're not, to get money.

3) Some retard who dresses homeless and lets his/her hair grow out just to look homeless for a joke. These people are

often somehow even MORE retarded than the people above

1) "Dude, some gay faggot just offered to give me a blowjob!"

"Oh, so you finally met the local homeless suck-off, Uncle Schmunkle?"

2) "Dude, I just saw Uncle Schmunkle sitting on a street corner asking for money! What a homeless suck-off!"

3) "Bruh, Taylor is such a homeless suck-off. He looks homeless and makes jokes about being homeless. It's like, dude, we

get it, your not fucking funny, but you don't have to rub it in our faces. Get a fucking haircut and get a jacket that

doesn't have holes in it. Jesus fucking christ.

by BeanieBitch February 23, 2020

Your Homeless

Insult used to hurt other peoples feelings. Used mostly by nerds with the name Stafford.

Your homeless Gabe... nobody loves you.

by The G321 December 27, 2011