The elapsed time of a conversation before the subject turns to Adolf Hitler, in much the same way a high-performance car is evaluated at a racetrack.
When I was at a keg party in Santee, this scrawny dude with tatts and a bald head went from zero-to-Hitler in four seconds.
by dick stiffner February 13, 2008
Sex act when a man shaves his pubs into a hilter mustache type line to his naval, then does a handstand. This is followed by a woman yelling HEIL HILTER DICK and giving a blowjob until the man releases his prisoners of war
I looked everywhere, but i had to go to a KKK meeting to find a bitch that was down for a hitler handstand.
by Colonel Liingus October 02, 2011
by Moody Pirate House June 08, 2009
Used when, in a heated debate, you compare something to Adolf Hitler. Usually a last resort defense, the hitler card is usually played by those who know they are loosing a debate, but are to stubborn to acutally admit it.
Apple guy: Yeah well Windows...
Windows guy: You might as well play the hitler card, dude.
Apple guy: HEY MAN SCREW YOU BILL GATES IS LIKE HITLER
Windows guy: You might as well play the hitler card, dude.
Apple guy: HEY MAN SCREW YOU BILL GATES IS LIKE HITLER
by N8NESS January 08, 2006
Hitler’s Zipper or Hitler's Buzzsaw, is the American nickname of the german MG-42 at the late stages of WW2. The name originated from the high rate of fire of the gun, which was close to 1600 rpm.
by Der Jude July 26, 2015
When you think a parking space is open, but when you pull up to it, you find a parked Volkswagen Beetle obscured by bigger cars on the sides. Named as such because the beetle was first designed in Nazi Germany.
Tom: Check it out Mike! There's an open parking space!
(Tom pulls up to the space. Sees parked beetle)
Mike: Aw shit! Hitler's revenge!
(Tom pulls up to the space. Sees parked beetle)
Mike: Aw shit! Hitler's revenge!
by impala00 February 26, 2016
The act of transferring a small amount of fecal matter (post-sodomy) from the penis of the sodomist to the upper lip of the sodomite through a single but fluid flick of the erect penis to the area directly above the upper lip, but below the nose, thus characterizing Adolf Hitler's mustache.
Also as demonstrated on South Park, though the main difference was the feces was instead transferred from a finger of one character to the upper lip area on another character as a practical joke. This context took place after a sleepover at Cartman's house when Cartman stuck his finger in his rectum to obtain the fecal material in order to wipe it on Butters' upper lip. Throughout the episode Butters kept smelling poop everywhere he went unbeknownst to him that the scent of feces was in fact coming from his person.
Also as demonstrated on South Park, though the main difference was the feces was instead transferred from a finger of one character to the upper lip area on another character as a practical joke. This context took place after a sleepover at Cartman's house when Cartman stuck his finger in his rectum to obtain the fecal material in order to wipe it on Butters' upper lip. Throughout the episode Butters kept smelling poop everywhere he went unbeknownst to him that the scent of feces was in fact coming from his person.
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow April 16, 2011