Tweet Heap

An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.

I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.

by kenrg March 20, 2009

Butt heap

To heap on the butt.
A group of men penetrating the anus simultaniously

See bexing

"This weekend was awesome, I got butt heaped by Melvin and his friends"

"Fancy a butt heap?"

"I heard that Kate got a mean butt heap, now she has no control over her bowels"

by Fuck plug December 18, 2008

Here to help

I'm so far removed from this process

I'm Here to help but, I don't do "beneath me" shit anymore... Eat a dick... Figure it out your damn self....

by Are You Sure April 5, 2010

Santa's Lil' Helper

A modified Wobbly H. A sexual position which includes, but does not limit it to 2 males and 1 female. The female sits on the first males lap and begins to ride him from a sitting doggystyle position. The 2nd male then walks up to the girl who is riding the first male inserts his cock in her mouth. Thus, man 1 being Santa, and male 2 being his helper. (She must have been a naughty girl).

"Oh yeah, she definately needs to experience Santa's Lil' Helper."

by Ryan January 20, 2004

help me

i'm in great pain help me

SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME

by bouser ten September 21, 2018

Help With

when there's something goin on and you can't do anything to change things

A:"D00d, u so emo cheer up
B: "I no, I can't help with it thou

by jared00d818 May 26, 2009

helay

Helay is usually the popular girl at school who thinks she rules over everyone, she also has a very big ego.

Helay has most likely dated almost every guy in her year level.

Helay acts as if she doesn't have a care in the world yet she has high hopes.

Although Helay is a bitch most times she can be a nice person if you get to know her.

If there is a Helay at school get to know her and discover her nice side.

Be a friend of helays if there is a guy you want to get in with, she could probably hook you up with them within a split second. I don't advice this tho, (Using someone is wrong even though she uses you 2 wrongs don't make a right).

by Kit Oknel June 16, 2016