Pie Handles

Handles you get from eating wayyy to much piiiieee.

Hey you see that guys pie handles?

HOLY SHIT PIE HANDLES ARE SO SEXY BROOO!

OMG BECKY LOOK AT HER PIE HANDLES THEY ARE SOOO BIGGG!

by mtndewdude55-izmyaim August 7, 2010

Ass-handle

1. to completely fuck something up. 2. to beat severely, like "own" among gamers. 3. to fondle someone's ass/have sex with them.

1: Wow, man, way to ass-handle the situation...fucking idiot...

2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.

by Axel of Novarite City August 30, 2010

axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles

That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015

Meat handles

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.

"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts May 8, 2018

Dick handle

The handful of hair, aka man bun, that a man can grab while said man-bun having dude is sucking his dick!

I appreciate your dick handle while you were sucking my cock.

Don’t get your hair shaved on the sides and leave the long shit on top or you’ll look like you have a dick handle!

by Big-AlB 70 August 12, 2018

mexican door handle

a trunk release latch on the inside of the trunk. synonymous with emergency latch and rape escape.

We won't have to wait for someone to let us out of the trunk, we just have to find the mexican door handle.

by steelerfan7 September 3, 2009

'Liskeard Corn Handle

When you peel the husk off a cob of corn but leave it attached at one end, eat the corn from the cob, and holding on to the husk you force the cob up your partner's ass in a thrusting action to force whatever sex toys you're using that much further up for insane pleasure effect.

(At a swinger's picnic) - "Those benwah balls are doing nothing for me anymore." "Oh no? Here, take this cob and give'r the old 'Liskeard Corn Handle!"

by 'Liskeard Cornhole November 20, 2009