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gobblejam

A gobblejam is when you stick the head of a live turkey up your ass while you're fucking it.
Let's go have us a gobblejam!
by Wilde March 26, 2005
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Grobbed

To be hospitalised for abnormal objects being forced into the anus after an accidental fall.
They had to call an ambulance urgently, Dave had tripped and fell.
shamefully he was grobbed by the door handle as he fell.
by Laser layton September 25, 2014
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Gobble

1. The pack of fat under some peoples chin that hangs down low like a gold chain. This ranges in size from large to small, and is very pleasurable to touch and/or love.
On the way to soccer practice, me and my friends grabbed Adam's gobble and played with it a little .
by Don Vitoo February 10, 2007
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Gobble

the forearm thrust from one man to another mans guch from the rear in which the thrusting mans hand grasps around the other mans scrotum and wiggles his finger violently (frontal are gay) the area between the scrotum and the guch is considered the gobble
always protect your gobble
by special steve og July 12, 2009
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crumb gobbler

1920's, A cake-eater ot bun-buster who makes a speciality of crashing in at teas. A person who attends teas and luncheons uninvited.
Ernie is just another crumb gobbler.
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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Cunt Gobbler

A girls pussy that smells like SALMON, and it's old and disgusting but someone EATS it uppp!
by Matt & Katie September 11, 2009
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Squat and Gobble

Carnival sex act where you pack your consenting partners ass with honey and potato chips, tie their hands behind their back with carnival rope, and lower them into a bathtub full of debeaked turkeys. The carny must then squat down and masturbate to climax using anything they can capture with their knees before being untied.
For a man with six fingers on two hands, Carl is the best squat and gobble carny in five states. I once saw him dispatch a king size jacuzzi worth of turkeys in ten minutes, and I think one of the turkeys fell in love!
by jigoku November 28, 2007
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