government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.

Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023

government

An absolutely unnecessary system of human slavery.
"These so-called governments are in reality great bands of robbers and murderers, organized, disciplined, and constantly on the alert." - Lysander Spooner

The government treats us like slaves

by molonlabe2023 October 5, 2023

Chinese government

Has lots of unnecessary censorship and some strict laws that result in severe consequences.

I'm against the Chinese government

by 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈 October 7, 2023

Bigboy Government

Another way to say federal Government

It is a law from the bigboy Government.

by Nomadsmarim April 8, 2020

Government

A system which we the people have socially accepted to take our well earned money and spend it on politicians or in other words a waste of your time

You: Hey Fred how’s it hanging?

Fred: Not well the Government took half my paycheck

by Libertarian113 May 5, 2020

Government grill

A silver teeth having ass kid. Most likely got sticky fingers, a dirty pull-up and lice. The government paid for his bottle rot teeth and capped em with a silver grill.

Damn did you see that kids government grill?!

by R707 June 11, 2020

Government

An institution that claims to protect your rights while giving authority to those who have no right to have any authority who will inevitably trample on your rights

Person A: Bro the government is shooting dogs and burning children cause some guy named David is practicing his right to religion.
Person B: Well that's typical government for you

by James "Papa" Hetfield July 29, 2022