golden shellback

adj. A US Navy (and possibly other nations) tradition that occurs when a ship and it's company crosses the equator and the international dateline simultaneously. In doing so, the wog, and even plain shellbacks must go through an initiation process; an accepted form of hazing in todays military. Its should also be noted that when the dateline is crossed, you skip a day. Davey Jones Himself as well as Neptune join in on the fun as well. After all is said and done, a steel beach picnic usually follows this time honored tradition.

sailor #1- "Back in the day, when I was aboard the USS Forrestal during a WESTPAC cruise we obtained our Golden Shellback status."

sailor #2- "What's a Golden Shellback?"

sailor #1-"You're such a slimey wog!"

by Sanctimonious January 30, 2008

gold bond

a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

Golden Pipes

(n.) A person's absolutely amazing singing voice that overtakes the listener with so much emotion that he has no choice but to cry uncontrollably or laugh hysterically.

Listen to Robert Plant's golden pipes! He can hit notes perfectly.

by LuciferSam1967 September 10, 2010

Gold Bron

The act of clapping your hands together in an upward motion with large quantities of Gold Bond on them before you apply it to the area that needs relief. Screaming is optional.

Brian- "You ready for that four mile nature walk?"
Jason- "Not until I Gold Bron up!"
Dean- "That's a good idea."

by WhiskyNick July 7, 2011

doo wop gold

While having sex with a woman from behind, ejaculate, catch it and proceed to style her hair with it making a 50's style hairdo. Then pee on her head.

You need to do something new with your hair. How about the doo wop gold?

by andou May 1, 2010

golden hearted

a pure hearted person who can do no harm

sweetie you are so golden hearted

by terry 2 September 5, 2010

Slice Of Fried Gold

Usually a British or Irish term. It means something Extremely good or appealing. Heres an explanation of the words
Slice- as in a slice of pie, which is very appealing
Fried - Everyone loves fried food
Gold - Fuck, who doesnt love gold?
So, therefore, Slice of fried gold means something that when you see it, you melt in your pants

Hows that for a slice of fried gold?

by The Sicilian Sledgehammer November 22, 2005