Going off topic

What I do too much of the time when I'm trying to write stories. I can never finish them because I get distracted too much by the kids in the neighborhood pissing around outside an contracting STDs. Which I don't think is good given that they're 10-14 year olds. When I was their age I had to walk 3 miles to school and sneak past a roman blockade. Kids these days have it too damn easy. They eat 4 times as much as they need because they're spoiled little brats. In Africa children are starving and being conscripted into child armies.

Where was I? Oh yeah, STDs. It stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease. You get them from unprotected sex. Sluts have them. It's all fun and games until you get one.

Guy 1: I had unproctected sex with this hot blonde! Then I got an STD
Guy 2: ouch man.
Guy 3: we're going off topic from talking about the test this morning.

by WaffleGhost April 16, 2014

Ocean-going knob

An individual who excels in displaying continual levels of annoying and idiotic behavior.

Dave: 'Did you see that Ben took credit for the reports you spent the whole weekend doing?'

James: 'Yeah, what an ocean-going knob'

by Mega BW August 2, 2011

I'm going ghost

When you're stuck in a Bad situation, when life's crushing responsibilities and standards come crashing upon you, or if you just really enjoy the iconic cartoon, Danny Phantom, this phrase is here for you.

Person 1: "So did you study for the test next period?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 2: "I'M GOING GHOST"

by floppityflop September 20, 2017

going to middle earth

Tripping on dextromethorphan

"hey man whats up"
"im going to middle earth"

by cholcomb October 10, 2005

going skiing

When a girl sits between two boys and gives each of them a hand job at the same time. Mimicks the motion of having a ski pole in both hands and moving them up and down as done while skiing.

Colleen was "going skiing" with Bryan and Jonathan yesterday.

by H. Love August 10, 2006

I'm going to sleep

When the person you're talking to or texting really does NOT want to talk to or text you.
It has to be late at night, otherwise it would make no sense whatsoever.

John: What's up?
Victoria: Not much, I'm going to sleep.

by EbearV1.0 November 25, 2014

Going Green

When you help the environment and recycle. 1 person can make a difference and don't be afraid to take the bus,because with a bus full of people, it helps by not spreading 18,500 gallons of gas.You can also walk, because study show that when you walk a mile you add 21 minutes to your life.

Did you see that she is going green because she helped plant a tree.

by I K March 16, 2009