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Goat ride

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .
"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"
by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019
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Goalie

First of all a goalie in soccer is the most important player, because of the whole team messes up its up to the goalie to save the teams butt. It also sucks being a goalie because they are thought of the least important player on the team because they don't run around but in face they have to have the most skill on the team because when that ball is coming in there direction they have to think of where the person is going to go, where the ball is going to go, what hight is the ball gonna go, and when should they dive and they have to get all of that right. Also if a goalie messes up it's always remembered but the good saves are just looked upon like that is our job. Not to mention if the weather is bad how much worse it is for us goalies than all of the field players like we have to jump, dive, and run in that weather. Goalies are also basically mini coaches because they can see the whole field. sometimes we have to tell something to our forwards so we have to scream and omg is that annoying when they don't hear us. So maybe now people will have more respect for us goalies
"GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME" "WATCH NUMBER 10 BROOKE" screamed the goalie.
by Bmiller April 27, 2019
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Goatcoin

The based version of bitcoin that is a way to show value for things that matter.

One goat=one Goatcoin.

Thanks to the fact that what matters can't lose value, the currency of Goatcoin can never be a loss. As long as goats exist, the currency is valid.
The currency is also nearly impossible to fully centralize, given how many privately owned goats there are.
That chicken coop must be worth 4 or 5 Goatcoin,
And the amount of produce from your garden each month is at least 2!
by CalvinAndHobbesBear September 20, 2019
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Goat Love

once a homie has acquired the goat love from another homie the love between them cant be replaced therefore goat love is the stongest form of loyalty
yo dawg i got goat love for you
by M R J U N G L E M A N January 20, 2020
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Goatboy35

A Covid denier, being adversely opposed to the existence of the Coronavirus, instead claiming that it is just the flu, being exploited in an attempt for the government to secure control. His evidence for his view is that the mortality, susceptibility rate, and symptom rate is near identical to the flu. His other rationale is that the death rate, despite lockdown's remains identical, and that some deaths automatically get deemed as due to the virus, with extenuating factors being given less moderation.

You would imagine that a goat with these vastly controversial opinions would remain isolated from the rest of civilized society, and would thus be exiled into the barren dregs of the internet where only the outcasts reside, however, the contrary appears to exist. What is most astounding of all is the ability and charisma this Goat possesses, despite his eccentric persona he appears to have the ability of convincing even the greatest opposition into becoming his stalwart supporter. Appearing to exude confidence, he seems to never falter, instead it appears the opposite, any opposition he encounters simply fuels his motivation. As a result he appears to have created a unified group known as DEUS, where he supposedly, as referenced by his rants plans to enact raids throughout the online sphere.

Furthermore, Goatboy appears to be a devout supporter of various historical movements, ranging from the IRA, Confederates, Rhodesian's and Templar's.
As quoted by Goatboy35, "Quiet Fqggot"
by Nick Fuentes September 14, 2020
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Goatious

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)
Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.
by Cp6Z July 22, 2021
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Goatdini

The leader of the goats. A man obsessed with goats and owns many goats. He lives among the goats. His life goal is to serve the goats.
Woah, it’s the Great Goatdini! The man fate has chosen to serve the goats, all the goats shall worship him.
by Dragon_Frenzy June 7, 2023
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