bald glove

When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.

I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.

by TheBaldGlove December 26, 2015

Mud gloves

Protective equipment required when delivering your mud luggage.

Mitch: “Hey Eliza, how do you reckon I make sure I don’t get any shit on my hands when I go on the mud run?”
Eliza: “I would wear the mud gloves you packed, num nuts!”

by Andos Hastos January 14, 2022

spaceman gloves

spaceman gloves are condoms

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves

by huhter November 19, 2021

LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

an exclamatory term of pride

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.

Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.

by lmaiga October 1, 2011

Hitting the glove

Beating your dick, spanking your monkey, choking the chicken. Hitting palmela

I walked past his room and I caught him red handed hitting the glove.

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

Sober Glove

The sober glove is the way, the truth, and the light out on the roads after you gullet too many beerz with the boys. Have too many beerz? Get behind that wheel and strap on your sober glove!

After a way few too many at Club J, The Midtowner, and Brozzz, Cakeman reached in his pocket and heard those keys rattle. It was time to shake and bake baby!!! He strapped on that sober glove and made Cty M his bitch. Yeehaw brother!!!

by RawDyke July 16, 2023