goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.
after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.
by freakoswa February 08, 2011
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Glove Tan

Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.

Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018
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the down stairs glove

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove
by Qarti January 05, 2023
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Poseidon's Glove

When you have to poop but you don't want poop on your hand so you put toilet paper around your hand.
I Had to poop but i didn't want to get poop on my hand so i used poseidon's glove.
by Sifi999 November 04, 2021
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Eskimo glove

A foul fishy smelling garment that will fit 5 fingers
When Nathan the Eskimo glove removed his mitten it smelled like it'd been inside Katie's limpet
by Maugli the great March 14, 2021
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scouse gloves

To pull your sleeves down over your hands
Ere me hands are freezing Dave ...well pull your scouse gloves down
by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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