The Goldsby Gift

The process of putting ones fecal matter, pimple residue, pubic hair, mucus, and cavity sweat, into ones hand, and presenting it as a gift. This process has become very popular in scandinavian cultures, and is often mistaken for pure gold, for its turns the color gold when squished together.

This culture i visited over the summer practiced the goldsby gift.

by Shitlicker January 5, 2008

Milch ist Gift

Mich ist gift wegen... MICH IST GIFT ~Unge

Unge Kommentiert: Milch ist Gift

by xXUnderscoreXx April 20, 2018

Boomerang gift

A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.

"The next present was obviously a boomerang gift, but that's all right. I wanted it anyway."

by Atriguy February 11, 2023

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

Gift Rape

When a gift is forced upon you when you have clearly indicated you do not want one.

"My mother gift raped me after I had told her I did not want any presents for Christmas."

by Rob Riggins December 20, 2024

Bear Gift

A bear gift is when a (male/female = gifter) gifts a female a stuffed bear. Which unknowing or knowing to the Gifter. Gives the opportunity for the recipient to use the stuffed bear to pleasure herself (in a sexual way) which in turn makes her think of the gifter

(Stacy) I got a gift bearer from my boyfriend a few days ago (Emily) oh my God do you have it by your bed( Stacy) yeah ... and I’ve kind of been pretending it’s him and humping it (Emily) damn you got a “bear gift” I wish I would get one

by High thoughts with Dany October 2, 2023

Pedo's welcome gift

A name of a punishment for child molesters in prison. the other inmates hold the predator in showers down doggy style. and one or more inmates grab broom sticks and proceed to shove them down the child molesters asshole. and proceed to beat him to a pulp. He or she would be very lucky to be alive when it's over.

Inmate 1 Hey man you see the dude over there he's in here for raping a young child
Inmate 2. Ok I'll tell my bunk mates to come to showers at 8 am we got a give this guy a pedo's welcome gift

by RetroWhiteHat October 17, 2020