If you ever meet a Gabe you need to hold onto him because he is loyal and sweet and kind and funny and he is a bif teddy bear. Also don't ever call him a liar because he will never lie to you and also it will piss him off and thats how you lose him. And another way to keep him is don't listen to his friends cuz they tend to tell you things that aren't true. A Gabe is a trustworthy amazing guy and he would do anything for you and if he is going through something make sure you are there for him because he will and always will be there for you. It would absolutely suck to lose a Gabe and you will realize it and keep realizing it even if it is has been months since you lost him. Don't lose him, he is funny, sweet, caring, loyal as hell, and he is the greatest companion to have....if you can keep him for LIFE.
by Me=bae December 16, 2018
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EDIT: JUST KIDDING HES A MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHEATED ON HIS DAMN PERFECT GIRLFRIEND WITH LIKE OVER 5 GIRLS SO IF YOU MEET A GABE YOU BETTER CHECK HIM BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH HIM!!!
EDIT: JUST KIDDING HES A MOTHERFUCKER WHO CHEATED ON HIS DAMN PERFECT GIRLFRIEND WITH LIKE OVER 5 GIRLS SO IF YOU MEET A GABE YOU BETTER CHECK HIM BEFORE YOU TRY ANYTHING SERIOUS WITH HIM!!!
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a 56 year old white male born in 3 november, wears glasses, has brown hair and runs a company called valve
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
he still has nothing to say about episode 3/half-life 3
he apparently doesn't likes the number 3
interviewer: gabe, when are you going to release half-life 3?
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
gabe: what?
interviewer: half-life 3, when are you going to release it?
gabe: sorry i couldn't understand the word after half-life
interviewer: i said "three"
gabe: what is "three"?
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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by Harperskillet January 15, 2019
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Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Is in love with a stripper that he met in the bar. Has no life, no friends, no family, no relatives cause everyone thinks he's creepy
Person 1. Omg!! I think Gabe likes me
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
Person 2. Hell nah girl, you're too good for him, he fucks on the first date
Person 1. Ew he needs help
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