jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

twat goblin

Child

Aww, what an ugly little twat goblin.

by twatgoblin April 5, 2015

glory goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was well known and feared Glory Goblin within his community.

by PMitrano January 13, 2016

cooter goblin

A nasty little goblin that crawls up lesbians' vaginas after sleeping with a man. If left untreated causes necrosis and eventually may start a zombie crisis. If diagnosed, seek medical help, AND DO NOT FUCK/MURDER ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!

Beware the Cooter Goblin!! Abstinence is the only way!!!

by crusoe90 March 28, 2017

googs goblin

The unwanted outcome of unprotected sex. This is often also referred to as a "baby"

Yo Gat did you hear Jake almost had a googs goblin with Haley!?

by Gnarbuckles November 12, 2017

Helmet Goblin

A person (usually male) that really loves dick

That Troy! Such a helmet goblin

by Miyhgt June 7, 2019

Mrs.Goglin

Formally known as Mrs.Goblin.
For some reason a brave man wanted to marry her, pray for that poor soul.
She teaches Language Arts....and acts like a bitch
She complains all the time.

Goblet will be mad at one class and be mad at yours for the same reason.

Gobble Gobble acts like she has a 8 foot pole shoved up her ass.
(Yes I'm changing her last name as we go shut the fuck up)

Normie 1: Did you know Mrs.Goglin wont let us say God.
Normie 2: What the Fuck! Really?
Normie 1: Yes! When will she take that 8 foot pole out of her ass?
(Also sorry for the next 8th graders going to Goblin, but also fuck most the 8th graders)

by >w<_Kira_>w< July 31, 2019