Goober

Goober is a Personal Pronoun/Identifier used by Goofy, funny people who love having fun with their friends. The politically correct term would be "Goofy Goober", but just using "Goober" as a shortener is 100% a-okay! Goobers may have expanding sexualities, but don't care about other's preferences, and just enjoy goofing around and having fun with friends.

Person 1: "How's it going, my fellow goober"
Person 2: "Going great, goober, wanna play Fortnite"
Person 1: "Sure!"

by PlootsMaster July 3, 2021

Floober goober

A silly lil guy

Blorbo from my shows is a floober goober

by UR_L0C4L_4L03_V3R4 February 19, 2025

Goober Doofus

Your best friend who is an entertaining moron to watch, but is still a great lad to be with.

Guy-1: Jake you are the biggest goober doofus I have ever meet.
Jake: Look I didn't mean to run head first in that wall!
Guy-1: DUDE you put a head shaped hole in the wall.
Jake: Somebody put a wall in my way and that was that.
Guy-1: Oh my god Jake.

by You Didn't Have To Cu- April 26, 2022

Goober Watson

The single most goobery goober amongst a sea of fellow goobers. The king of the goobs.

This Goober Watson is the weirdest motherfucker I know.

by The8baLL January 26, 2020

Goofy Goober

A Goofy Goober is someone with a Christmas hat on at McDonalds.

Look a that guy sitting there with his Christmas hat on in McDonalds. That’s a Goofy Goober for sure

by Lil Knowledge June 19, 2023

Goober

is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.

Don’t share your drink with him, he’s a real goober.

by Becky Bubbles July 29, 2020

goober butter

stuff that comes out of a peen

Carla: Have you seen jacks goober butter picture?
Jenna:OMG!!!Noo???

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021