garyth

Garyth is a gay pedofile that likes to play video games and watch porn of the video games characters he will master bait to anything he sees an is often short at the time of 7th grade

Why are you being a garyth

I’m not

Your master baiting to cup head porn for crying out loud

by Platnum_Trash October 17, 2018

gartard

Shortened version of “gay retard”, used by kids these days

You’re such a gartard why would you put the fork in the toaster

by KanyeWest33 January 30, 2019

Ganthropic fondonifilitis

Something to say to make a person feel sympathy for you or to get out of something you have to do. (If they ask what it means just say your chest was smaller than normal when you were born and you have a hard time lifting things)

No I can’t I have Ganthropic fondonifilitis.

Whats that ?

My chest was smaller than average at birth and I have a hard time lifting things im sorry I can’t help you move your stuff.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Gartner

Long lost twin brother of Jimmy Fallon, separated at birth, destined to meet again one day. Commonly seen wearing suits at all times. Favorite things include polar bears. And in his experience, you're probably wrong.

Person 1: Woah! Look that's Jimmy Fallon.

Person 2: No it can't be.

1: Hey Jimmy! Look over here.

*Jimmy turns around*

2: No that's Gartner!!

*Both run away*

by Guffaw Assuage May 3, 2019

Gareth

Rhyming slang derived from the coffee adverts by popular 70s and 80s actor Gareth Hunt. Linked with his hand gestures in the ads which led to coffee beans.

FFS, that bloke is a complete and utter Gareth

by Gareth Hunt's wrist action June 6, 2019

gareth keetan

Our god jog on

Gareth keetan is our god jog on

by Slonkongbotol June 12, 2019

Garoth

A lobster fish eagle pig man, brother is ed, he is really good looking, if you ever need a fake boyfriend you can you pretend Garoth is your boyfriend...not that I've ever done that...

Todd: who are you taking to prom?
Jenna: ummm, you know....my boyfriend....ummmm...garoth..............
Todd: suurrrre jenna

by Edsheeranraptorschild June 15, 2019