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fuzzy no no

A fake rolex. if someone tried to sell you a watch spelled like rollex with two L's, then its a fake.
New rollex 20 dollars....or whatever
by barbarino April 16, 2005
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fuzzy monkey

A woman with more facial hair than most men. (i.e. better sideburns than Kevin Costner when he did that crappy 3000 miles to Graceland movie)
man 1:"Hey did you see Sheryl checking you out?"
man 2:"No way I'd hit that man. She looks like a damn fuzzy monkey."
by thegreatandpowerfulrandini December 20, 2012
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Fuzzy Butt

Fuzzy Butt;a word that orginated from the mouth of my friend Samantha in 2007 . Meaning thank you for your act of kindness.
Samantha: "Hey, can you get me a soda?"
Marissa: "Yeah, sure."
Samantha: "Fuzzy Butt."
by MarissaS. (= June 15, 2008
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fuzzy Elmo

This is the term used when a person eats out a girl with a hair vagina on her period
guy # 1 broham hoe did your date go?

guy # 2 Broman it was going well till i started to eat that bitch out and then....

guy # 1 what broham?

guy # 2 that bitch was on her rag

guy # 1 not chill broham no bueno at all

guy # YOU ARE TELLING ME BROSON FUCK ITS LIKE A FUZZY ELMO
by badassmofucker April 15, 2009
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fuzzy pickle

The term "fuzzy pickle" has its origins from the funniest rapper ever: Eminem. In one of his songs he speaks of Jennifer Lopez saying, "... I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother, I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it ain't mine," which actually says a lot about how he feels about her.

Well, when I was at work one day I told a friend we should give a girl that fits that description a special name so that we could talk about them right in front of their face and they'd never know. My friend replied, "Fuzzy pickle!" And so, the fuzzy pickle was born.

So, quite technically speaking, a fuzzy pickle is a girl that is so freaking hot that you'd still fuck her even if she was your own mother. You would also cum inside of her, causing her to get pregnant. When the child was born you'd have a son and a brother at the same time, but you'd just lie and say that the child was not yours.
Damn, she is most definitly a fuzzy pickle.
by Scott Ferguson August 31, 2005
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Fuzzy Pickle

a word made up by britt and jess (the awesomest biotches eva xD)one night when they were on the phone
britt: "i want a pickle"
jess: "if i had a pickled it would have little fuzzy legs and hat"
britt: "so u want a fuzzy pickle!?"
by Jess and Brittnayyy May 12, 2008
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fuzzy logic

Profile pictures on MySpace or other social networking sites in which a woman (or man, these days) wears pants that are cut so low you can see his or her pubes.
You: Wow, have you seen Henrietta's mom's MySpace pic? She's a little old to be wearing jeans that low.

Me: Yeah, you can see her pubes in that fuzzy logic, dude.

You: I wish Henrietta would post a fuzzy logic for her Facebook photo.

Me: Yeah, but I kind of like the digital divide she posted. I'm a tit guy when it comes right down to it.

You: Yeah, I'd take digital divide over fuzzy logic any day.
by LearnedOne August 14, 2009
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