gon-fishing

n. The act of blowing ones gonorrhea-infected load into another persons rectum and then sucking it out with a straw for orgasmic pleasure.

see shrimping

Max contracted gonorrhea from some slovenly harlot he picked up down on 34th Street, and then went through the process of gon-fishing by blowing his puss-filled ejaculate into her southern-most oriface.

by Gon-fisherman June 29, 2004

crab fishing

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).

"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."

by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005

ninja fishing

To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.

Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.

by Sexy sparkle March 7, 2014

Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.

Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing

by Crack1111 September 26, 2010

nigger fishing

Nigger fishing originated in the northern states, it consist of a minimum of four pick up trucks the leader flys a rebel flag out of his truck while one guy sits in the back with KFC chicken an malt liquor. Once the niggers start to gather up in a pile, you set out a big net tryin to catch as many as you can. You can only keep the legal ones example the nigger must measure at least 12 inches tall an no maximum height no age limit, your limited to 200,000 metric tons a day.

Hey John ya Matt, lets get the guys together an try our hand at nigger fishing. Ya Matt I here the niggers are running hot this time of year.

by nigg hunter October 16, 2011

going fishing

using a coat hanger to give yourself and abortion

"I couldn't afford and abortion, so I had to go fishing."

by BioMechMoose June 11, 2005

fishing for z's

Trying to sleep.

Guy 1: Hey man, you comin' out tonight??

Guy 2: Nah man, I'm fishing for z's, gotta work in the morning.

Guy 1: Oh, cool man seeya.

by giovannatings May 21, 2011