Fucking Gary

Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Gary- "hey guys what's up"
*gary does anything that remotely resembles a mistake*
Everyone else- Fucking Gary

by slappos October 15, 2019

Fucking Short Version

A version of a movie loaded with several F-bombs that is chopped down from 2 hours to 3 minutes and each scene just shows the person or people saying "fuck", "fucking", "fucked", "fucker", etc.

Scarface: the Fucking Short Version.
Casino: The Fucking Short Version.

by AusM October 24, 2008

fucking-useless

as title clearly says

virgin mobile, absolutly fucking-useless

by r b virgin July 21, 2009

fucking prick

someone who you despise because he is a fucking man whore who has sex with his gf after he says he loves you, who is a cumpulsive liar and treats you like shit and thinks he is the biggest player ever when really he is just a piece of shit!

John is such a fucking prick! He slept with his exgirlfriend while he was dating me.

by anonymous27 March 22, 2008

Fucking Stop

The appropriate reply to a dead baby joke.

Douche: What's pink, bubbly, and tapping on the glass? A de-

Guy: Fucking stop.

by Entr' Acte November 11, 2009

fucking turd

Demeaning insult. More intense than piece of shit.

That fucking turd took my parking space!

by KCDave August 8, 2005

fucking boot

Derogatory name for Marine or Navy recruit.
Also, derogatory name usually used by someone that previously served or is serving in the U.S. Marines for person assuming new position or assignment.
Throwing something out or kicking someone out.

Private Smith is a fucking boot.
Don't expect much from the new guy, he's just a fucking boot.
My television finally quit, so I gave it the fucking boot.
Jim does nothing around here...I feel they should give him the fucking boot.

by Steve Koenig November 23, 2007