free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

free walling

Verb
Girls not wearing any underwear; "free balling" for the opposite sex.

"It's so hot, I'm think gonna be free walling it today."

by MusicMaker21 June 23, 2014

free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms

i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.

by ilstu May 20, 2007

Free Refill

The act (performed by a male) of retrieving one’s load from his partners mouth via kissing them after engaging in oral sex.

“I finished in her mouth, we kissed, i got ma kids back and hooroo a free refill!”

by Smerdocunt August 3, 2018

Free-lung

To breathe unrestricted air without the shield of a face mask.
"Free-lunger": A person prone to running around without a mask.

"Damn, look at Sara out there among those masked people, just "free-lunging" it like she doesn't even care!"

by Mal Gusto October 5, 2020

free republic

Every conservative's favorite porn site.

I caught Jeff beating off to Free Republic

by Squid Wrangler March 27, 2005

Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011