Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person

Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.

by Mark7897 June 5, 2018

decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.

Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!

by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017

albino shart

When you shove cocaine into a persons bumhole and they fart it out. The person who wants the cocaine will then sniff it whilst it's in mid air.

Lucy was desperate for her next cocaine fix, so Bill went ahead with the albino shart.

by MajorasShart September 14, 2013

shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings

Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick

by Hersheydog March 7, 2023

Shart Syrup

When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup

Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 17, 2021

shart drinker

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.

person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!

by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021

Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021