free scoopies

To cup your ass crack with your hand whilst cutting a fart, close the fart in your hand and then release it under someones nose.

Check this mother fucker!! Haha - free scoopies!

by porkchop5k August 11, 2007

chadunder free

a idiot

chadunder free dumb

by human with brain February 26, 2020

free walling

Verb
Girls not wearing any underwear; "free balling" for the opposite sex.

"It's so hot, I'm think gonna be free walling it today."

by MusicMaker21 June 23, 2014

free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms

i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.

by ilstu May 20, 2007

Free Taco

When you fall on a concrete or other hard surface and break your wrist bones.

My friend was ice-skating on the lake the other day and accidentally free taco´d himself.

by Jester Clown January 23, 2020

free republic

Every conservative's favorite porn site.

I caught Jeff beating off to Free Republic

by Squid Wrangler March 27, 2005

Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011