pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008

Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.

“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”

by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021

Flush the mouse

Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.

With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.

by Iskifast March 20, 2024

index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

Flush Factory

The act of receiving head while playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Isaac: Dude i’m getting the best Flush Factory right now from fine shyt!
Conner: Same man, this is awesome!
Lucas: Got room for one more?

by JuggerFromDaO January 5, 2025

Mongolian Flush

taking a laxative and using a basketball to create a large cavity in the rear hole. then proceeding to use a jet wash to flush them out.

‘whys the floor so wet?’
“Paul got a mongolian flush.”

by cocklovingplumber72 January 26, 2025

great flush of relief

Refers to da immensely soul-calming "whew" dat you feel when --- having trepidatiously ("Well --- here goes nuttin'!") worked da valve-handle on da porcelain throne after taking a humongous dump --- da swirly actually "goes down" and therefore uncomplainingly "accepts" your far-larger-than-usual "contribution".

It is impossible to even begin to describe da overwhelmingly satisfied and grateful feeling dat you savor when experiencing a "great flush of relief"; it's somewhat similar to da "all's well in da world" emotion dat washes over you each time when da card-scanner at a store's checkout-counter displays dat wonderful and much-wished-for word "approved" after you've swiped your debit/Food-Stamps card, since it means dat you can actually get da heck outta there with your cartload of purchases, instead of having to suffer undeserved delays and/or humiliation by having your perfectly-good card invalidly declined due to either a computer glitch or a speck of dust/oil on your card's magnetic stripe!

by QuacksO December 30, 2018