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Flute and flower

1. true love.

Woman mocks man in public.
Man tomahawk swings arm backwards and grabs woman on soft buttock makes Henry Cavill chin and walks up street.
Man looks back at woman.
Woman deciding to throw glass champagne flute at man.
Man catches woman glinting eye like super man looking at Wonder Woman.
Woman holds composure, flute and pink flower in opposite hand steady and decides not to throw.
Woman feels, swoons and realises near fatality.
Woman: who’s that guy?
Friend: gasps!! ..thinking (flute and flower)
by Vegemiteman January 19, 2021
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Flute boys

A group of kids in marching band that decided to be the frat boys but we gave them a wack ass nick name
“AYO WHAT ARE YOU DRESSED AS FLUTE SECTION” “the Frat boys” “the flute boys ?”
by YOUR MOM AGY July 26, 2021
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Electrified Chicken Flute

An electrified chicken flute is a sexual act where the recipient gets either oral sex or a hand job while eating deliciously prepared fried chicken.
Hey Man, Amanda just gave the best electrified chicken flute last night.
by Ayeezybones September 17, 2019
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Shoot Flute

A flute that can be played after inserting the flute anally.
Play that Shoot Flute, baby!
by danahougen@gmail.com January 28, 2023
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Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.
I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.
by Maleeeek April 21, 2017
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Coot Flute

A slang term referring to the unconventional and intimate act of inserting a vape device into another person's vagina and inhaling from it.
At the wild party, Kris shocked everyone by attempting a coot flute with his partner, leaving the room in stunned silence.
by LazySGT May 14, 2025
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Peruvian Flute

Contrary to the Mormon bagpipe: fucking an armpit, the Peruvian Flute is fucking the leg crease from the thigh to the calf. South of the border.
To heck with the Mormon bagpipe; I just got back from my mission in Peru and taught my brethren the Peruvian Flute
by MormonsR'Us September 15, 2022
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