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disco farts

A type of gas caused by consuming too much cocaine.
I had some disco fries and took a disco nap before I went to the disco and did a lot of blow, and then I had a bad case of the disco farts.
by whitneyarner May 1, 2010
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fartsack

a bed sheet. Used originally for a two sided sheet in the shape of a bag to insert a thin mattress, you would turn over as a way to change the sleeping surface, instaed of changing the sheet.
It's been a few months now, time to change the fartsack.
by Bob L July 3, 2003
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Firas

alvaro: wanna play league
firas:no im gay
by RoozelOnCrack April 30, 2020
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Artsy Fartsy

A really nerdy piece of art. Usually liked by confused poetic girls in their 20's. May contain polka-dots and ramdomly arranged colors.
Look at that pair of artsy fartsy reading glasses!

The thick pink ones with black polka-dots?

Yeah, those!
by NateAbel May 9, 2005
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Fartspartagus

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.
Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.
by Tony June 19, 2006
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dust farts

when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP!
"eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!"
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donkey farts

When you sexually please a dolphin with a Pringles can.
PETA was protesting Sea World because someone gave Flipper donkey farts.
by Muff Snorkler November 10, 2011
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