men are fans (n) is a lifestyle movement with three key pillars — created by kate glavan
1.) a consistent bullying and hatred of the straight man
2.) a dire hopelessness that you will die alone one day thus you call men “fans” as a deflection tool
3.) despite the previous rationalizations, you continue to obsess over the average straight man that comes your way
1.) a consistent bullying and hatred of the straight man
2.) a dire hopelessness that you will die alone one day thus you call men “fans” as a deflection tool
3.) despite the previous rationalizations, you continue to obsess over the average straight man that comes your way
by vitaminegirl December 15, 2021
Get the men are fans mug.A gambling game which requires 2 people. Player 1 is the victim and player #2 is the venemous snake and rescuer. Instructions are as follows:
The victim lays on his/her back and places both of their feet on the bed next to their head (if done properly they should look like a folded lawnchair). This action will expose their anal cavity nicely. At this point individual #2 (the snake) lubes up their pointer finger and middle finger (on either hand) and curls them up into what looks like fangs. The snake then “strikes” his/her “fangs” into the victim’s anal cavity. The victim proceeds to try and shake off the “fangs” as quickly as they can (Remaining in the same exact position). If the victim manages to shake the “fangs” off, individual #2 (now the rescuer) must proceed to suck on the anal cavity of the victim to “suck out the poison.”
This game has three rounds in which each participant takes turns in each role. The game begins with a coin toss to determine who will start in which role. If the victim manages to shake the fangs loose within 2 minutes of penetration they win the round. If the snake manages to keep their fangs in the victim for the full 2 minutes they win the round. Best 2 out of 3.
The victim lays on his/her back and places both of their feet on the bed next to their head (if done properly they should look like a folded lawnchair). This action will expose their anal cavity nicely. At this point individual #2 (the snake) lubes up their pointer finger and middle finger (on either hand) and curls them up into what looks like fangs. The snake then “strikes” his/her “fangs” into the victim’s anal cavity. The victim proceeds to try and shake off the “fangs” as quickly as they can (Remaining in the same exact position). If the victim manages to shake the “fangs” off, individual #2 (now the rescuer) must proceed to suck on the anal cavity of the victim to “suck out the poison.”
This game has three rounds in which each participant takes turns in each role. The game begins with a coin toss to determine who will start in which role. If the victim manages to shake the fangs loose within 2 minutes of penetration they win the round. If the snake manages to keep their fangs in the victim for the full 2 minutes they win the round. Best 2 out of 3.
by Joyful Wargasm October 22, 2017
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characteristics:
drink blood
sharp teeth (grills)
only come out at night
epic swag
hittin up the clubs
... all the charateristics of a vampire and a gangster
characteristics:
drink blood
sharp teeth (grills)
only come out at night
epic swag
hittin up the clubs
... all the charateristics of a vampire and a gangster
by Fickleloves June 3, 2010
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Get the Warrior Fans mug.1. I'd probably hit that if her face wasn't so fankled.
2. I was fankled the morning after we hit that yayo.
2. I was fankled the morning after we hit that yayo.
by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002
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Get the Fankle mug.People who spend way too much time on Urban Dictionary clicking the thumbs down on the latest factual information regarding their underachieving and boorish New York sports franchise. The fact of the matter is, the Mets had a lucky season in 1986 and have done very little since then. Their claim to fame that season Dwight Gooden cannot keep his nose clean and they continue to play in Shea Stadium in Queens. I have seen the stadium myself and can honestly say it needs to be demolished or turned into a museum. Perhaps the Mets will stop being mediocre and become competitive. It's pathetic that the Braves continue to dominate the National League East, not to mention the fact the Mets can barely compete with a team that was on the brink of folding and a franchise that cannot fill a stadium or keep a team in tact. Mets fans are also used to being pampered by a bias East Coast media which for some odd reason favors them to compete with the Braves for the division title each season.
Mets Fans need to stop spending all of their time on Urban Dictionary and do something productive with their time: Like reading up on next season's projections.
by Eddie Ewing October 2, 2005
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