Fucked up fruit 

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

Fucked up fruit by Khwizzle October 26, 2010

fucked-ed 

To be/get fucked-ed can mean many things:

1. simply being fucked
2. to get waaaaaaaaaaaasted!
3. to do yourself a rather painful injury
4. to be fucked-ed in the head

i'm fucked-ed

well done you are like the Mad Hatter / are very drunk / are in a lot of pain / just got fucked!

fucked-ed by he's Scott The Love etc etc November 23, 2010

Fucked all to shit 

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

Fucked all to shit by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

Fucked Chicken

When playing Aggravation and you need to roll a one or a six to move and it does not happen.

I rolled a four needed a six, I am a Fucked Chicken.

Fucked Chicken by Nomi Nay Nay July 24, 2011

Fucked my dick off 

After sexual intercourse, you realize it was so good that you can no longer feel your penis

"Bro, we smashed so hard last night she basically fucked my dick off"

Fucked my dick off by Rogaaas September 18, 2015

Fucked nytes 

Generally involving alcohol and narcotics consumption followed by excessive chain smoking and regretful sexual actions both heterosexual and homosexual. Instagram posts and drunk texts. Rolling around in the grass and asap rocky played out loud from an iPhone. Generally just messed up things and a regretful hangover the day after. And those Instagram posts must be blurry and discoloured.

Conor: wtf was last night? Yeqz
Eman: it was sucked a fucked nytes

Fucked nytes by Oskarrocks March 12, 2016

Fucked poodle 

An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle

He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick

Fucked poodle by Personthatswroteaboutpoodle October 10, 2016