beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014

jaguar shark

A beautiful sea beast content with minutely scientific and immensely self centered man towards revenge. The creature feeds on fluorescent snapper and dwells in the deep ocean. Until the latest documentary by the the undersea explorer and deep sea diver Steve Zissou (also a womanizer) . its existence had been disputed.

*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...

by kevinfloss May 26, 2014

vagina shark

When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.

Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.

by Mr.Supreme💯💪🌹 February 13, 2015

flipping the shark

Tranaitive Verb; The act of putting a woman into a trance like state and sexually submissive state through the discovery of a sensual or sexual action (hair pulling, fingers in her mouth, gentle biting of her neck etc.) towards her that causes said trance/sexually submissive state which is similar to the state of a shark when flipped upside down.

Last night with Brittany, I was flipping the shark by putting my fingers in her mouth to suck on! Her eyes rolled back in her head! That's interesting Bob because I flipped the shark with Ariel by pulling her long blond hair back hard. Flipping the shark is fun once you get the hang of it.

by absolutseth May 14, 2015

Food Shark

Food shark:

An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.

Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.

Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!

by Hazeybear December 31, 2015

Trench Shark

A shark that is covered in yellow trench tape. Normally very small and made out of rubber. Related to TØP's new album Trench.

Person 1: Yo that shark is really cool.

Person 2: Its Trench Shark, he came from Dema.

by I.am.big.smart November 24, 2018

shark piss

shark piss or "great white wine" is the demon you learn to become friends with. you will likely go man down if you drink more than two thirds of a bottle so be warned. It is trusted by many students of citadel high and the surrounding area of Halifax, Nova Scotia as it is dirt cheap.

"dude, did you earl down an entire bottle of shark piss last night? kid had to go to the hospital"

by elliothaifax December 31, 2018