fonyun

(Noun) Meaning one who loves to eat, sleep, play video games, and do nothing else.

My friend is a typical example of a fonyun, he doesn't do anything productive, but has so much fun.

by thegreatestofemall April 5, 2003

fontent

when someone actually has an original thought/point to make in a chatroom.

cogent comments off the cuff and in the moment posted in the font of your choice

"if i wanted to read crap from blogs i know where to go. stop with the copypasta and come back when you have some fontent. kthxbi"

by agit May 31, 2009

Fonzel

(n) Tuft of fur between a canines toes, which often times requires grooming. In winter climates also causes animal discomfort resulting in frostbite (aka Frozen Fonzelitus).

Canine A in the dog park: "Ruff ruff.. duuddde whats that on your foot"

Canine B in the dog park: "AWW crap! I musta stepped in that Chihuahua sh_t and now its stuck in my fonzel- gotta goto the groomers again.. darnnit"...

by WagMag December 30, 2010

FonDon't

The act of proceeding with intercourse, despite the apparent presence of Pouch Cheese. Named aptly due to the similar concept of dipping meat into cheese, associated most commonly with Fondu.

- "Brit had some serious Pouch Cheese going on, and said it wouldn't be cleared up for a week or two"

- "what did you do bro?"

- "I told her I wasn't waiting that long, so let's just say we had a little guy-meat FonDon't"

- "Sick Bro! Congrats on getting your Cheese Wings!!"

by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010

FONL

Fit of Nervous Laughter

When your so nervous and someone makes you laugh, or you are so nervous you laugh.

I went into a FONL at the thought of going to the dentist's.

by mrgt March 6, 2011

FONKAR

an impossible task, an uphill task, something that just cant be done

Trying to get you to come online is becoming a fonkarous attempt, where are you?

by Cleobrutus September 20, 2011

fonjoh

1) Attractive; Fine, Hot.

Quartz is so fonjoh!

by Malatesa October 14, 2011