Floor Dump

When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.

Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.

by trump_ice October 11, 2008

Floor & Decor

When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.

Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?

Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca

Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?

Guy 2: nah man…..

by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023

floor surfing

The act of laying on your side and using your feet to push off the walls and to the other wall back and forth like a retard in public. A common sight in public schools.

"What's Jim doing on the floor like an idiot?"
"Oh nothing just floor surfing."

by LennyFaces February 25, 2017

on the dance floor

when on the dance floor, getting your peice rubbed, if u go up the skirt and u get up it while dancing u have copped a feel, "on the dance floor"

mike - shit son u got that
me- on the dance floor,
mike- yo ure pro
me -on the dance floor

by thisguyyo May 9, 2006

clean the floor with

to defeat someone decisively

I will clean the floor with that punk.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2009

mopping the floor

The act of getting so low on the dance floor with a level of skill, giving the aesthetic illusion that you are shinning the floor with your butt cheeks.

Larry, the rachet girl started mopping the floor when asked to twerk to "Pop That...(Don't Stop)" last week at Soph Hop.

by Jrizzzza January 27, 2014

Dick on the Floor

When a person is at a party but just kind of wants to hang out... they are putting their dick on the floor. Also when a gentleman is hitting on a girl and he puts his penis on the floor so much that he gets rugburn. Also known as Delta Omnicron Tau Phi

Most parties I'm at I just put my dick on the floor and let it drag for like two miles.

by StraightChessinIt December 26, 2009