When you have sexual intercourse on the floor and then ejaculate on the woman’s face, providing her with decoration.
Guy 1: what’d you do on Saturday?
Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca
Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?
Guy 2: nah man…..
Guy 2: Floor & Decor with Rebecca
Guy 1: Damn, she made you go shopping on a Saturday?
Guy 2: nah man…..
by BartmanSteve69 June 10, 2023
Get the Floor & Decormug. When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning staff.
Upon entering the stall, Humbult realized to his dismay that the last patron had not aimed sufficiently, and that he had not aimed his foot sufficiently either, landing into the waiting floor dump. Glancing down at the human feces in his treads, and faced with the possibility of cleaning it out, he wondered whether it would be better to just throw away the shoe. But then realizing that he would waste two good shoes, he made the tough call to clean it out with his fingernails and a folded up receipt.
by trump_ice October 11, 2008
Get the Floor Dumpmug. To sleep Raw On The Floor - is to rest on the ground, normally indoors on someones bedroom carpet, without any comfort aids or sleeping apparatus (ie: pillow, blanket, sleeping bag..)
Derived from the time when you slept round a friends house, but forgot to pack your sleeping bad. Or go to a houseparty - become so intoxicated and pass out asleep on the kitchen floor (usually curled up in the fetal position)
Derived from the time when you slept round a friends house, but forgot to pack your sleeping bad. Or go to a houseparty - become so intoxicated and pass out asleep on the kitchen floor (usually curled up in the fetal position)
by Paul Moon June 8, 2007
Get the Raw On The Floormug. when on the dance floor, getting your peice rubbed, if u go up the skirt and u get up it while dancing u have copped a feel, "on the dance floor"
by thisguyyo May 9, 2006
Get the on the dance floormug. by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2009
Get the clean the floor withmug. The act of getting so low on the dance floor with a level of skill, giving the aesthetic illusion that you are shinning the floor with your butt cheeks.
Larry, the rachet girl started mopping the floor when asked to twerk to "Pop That...(Don't Stop)" last week at Soph Hop.
by Jrizzzza January 27, 2014
Get the mopping the floormug. A phrase used to signify that a game of "street dice" is about to begin shortly. Since street gambling is illegal, the phrase "money on the floor" is a way to quickly and covertly gather people to begin gambling.
The person ready to initiate the gambling will have often have dice-in-hand and will throw down the amount of money he is willing to bet onto the floor. At this point he will scream at the top of his lungs "money on the floor!" At this point, potential gamblers will approach and will decide whether or not to match the wager. If a potential gambler would like to match the wager, he will throw down a matching amount and will scream back "money on the floor!" At this point, the dice gambling will begin.
Should a prospective gambler refuse to match any bets in a dice game, he will be barred from ever starting a "money on the floor" holler in the future.
The person ready to initiate the gambling will have often have dice-in-hand and will throw down the amount of money he is willing to bet onto the floor. At this point he will scream at the top of his lungs "money on the floor!" At this point, potential gamblers will approach and will decide whether or not to match the wager. If a potential gambler would like to match the wager, he will throw down a matching amount and will scream back "money on the floor!" At this point, the dice gambling will begin.
Should a prospective gambler refuse to match any bets in a dice game, he will be barred from ever starting a "money on the floor" holler in the future.
Person One: Bro, did you hear about Thomas?
Person Two: No. What happened?
Person One: He works at Mcdonald's now because he was always throwing his "money on the floor"
Person Two: No worries. He's in a rough patch now and will soon be back on top of the dice game.
Person Two: No. What happened?
Person One: He works at Mcdonald's now because he was always throwing his "money on the floor"
Person Two: No worries. He's in a rough patch now and will soon be back on top of the dice game.
by J Cash Money December 15, 2012
Get the Money On The Floormug.