dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.

Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.

by mlhiss March 19, 2020

fetus noogie

Giving another being or child a noogie with a hanger

"My kid, John, was misbehaving, so I gave them a fetus noogie-"

by Depixelator5555555555 March 23, 2020

fetus

A bite sized human.

My favorite flavor of fetus is teriyaki.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Fetus

An adorable pet name to call your significant other/ boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey fetus

I love you
I love you too fetus :)

by Pansexual_dumbass September 23, 2020

Fetus

An adorable pet name to call your significant other/girlfriend/boyfriend.

Hey fetus
hey, I love you
I love you too fetus :)

by Pansexual_dumbass September 23, 2020

Kick Fetus Day

This day is to get back on the girls for Kick Dick Day on the 17th October this day will take place where you can kick a girl him her fetus

friends realise it’s kick fetus day and see’s a girl walking past
like ya fetus g
*kicks girl in the fetus*

by like ya fetus g October 1, 2020

Fetus

a fetus is a cluster of cells thats growing into something that can puck on you

omg i cant believe my best friend is growing a fetus

by TheWorstOfTheBest October 16, 2020