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Fetus Job

When having vaginal intercourse with a pregnant woman and your penis enter the uterus.
I got with that bitch Brenda last night, ended up getting a fetus job!
by GhostlyXV February 24, 2024
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Cute Baby Fetus

Cute baby fetus
a cute baby fetus is a little fetus. It is a little blue blob that is called Cute Baby Fetus. It has explosive diarrhea every millisecond.
“Aww cute baby fetus is so cute!”
by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022
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Lint Fetus

The sodden lint that comes out of a woman’s belly button when she’s cleaning cum out of it.
I pulled out, came on her belly and later she developed a full on lint fetus.
by Shag the Fab June 12, 2011
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dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
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Fetus Drunk

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.
"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014
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fetus anniversery day

A funny way to say happy birthday to someone. Congratulating them on living another year past being a fetus.
Me: Happy fetus anniversery day mikey
Mikey: Excuse me?
Me: It's a funny way of saying happy birthday
by CrispehKobe May 7, 2022
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Fetus

The thing you got shat out at a speed of 57mph, the chances of being son of a gay dad are low, but never zero.
Women: you little fetus
Me: yeah no sh*t detective pikachu im 3 days old
by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020
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