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Fater

Fater - pronounced FATE-ER, someone who hates fat people, makes fun of fat people, and is generally displeased with the overweight community.
Girl 1: "Did you see that beached whale walking down the street? I mean, she could really stand to lose more than a few..."

Girl 2: "You're such a fater!"
by Hogwash January 20, 2006
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feaster

Someone who enjoys listening to other people eat.
The true feaster has a great time at Easter.
by TerryBerry September 11, 2006
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Fanter

An amalgamation of the words that comprise the phrase "fantastic banter".

FAN-tanstic ban-TER
"Mate, that is fanter"
by Pato_88 February 13, 2009
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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
by A. Jackson October 31, 2007
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Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.
Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.
by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010
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Fester

something or someone whom is super crusty, lingering around, a person place or thing, a feeling (feel like a fester face)

also known as something you want to do!
"wish we could fester together!"
he's a total fester!

i love festering, but im not a fester!

festering all day long

the dishes are festering all over the house!

fester alert! fester alert!

ewe, massive pile of fester on your right!

i feel like a fester today!

i look like a fester!

can i borrow a piece of fester please?

my room is festering with clothes everywhere!

I'm sick of cleaning up your crusty ass fester!

I'm bored, wanna fester?

you're so annoying, all you do is fester

please keep your fester to yourself.

she's the queen of fester!

crusty fester
fester face
festy mcfesterson
silly fester
smelly fester
fat fester
fest
festerish
by jabjabjab December 7, 2009
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fasten you up

To kick someone's ass. Beat them down.
If you play yourself, ima fasten you up.
by King Arkeam April 18, 2008
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