ex-con

1. Worker on an oil rig or fishing boat
2. That overly positive/religious guy who works in an adolescent psych ward/rehab center who is covered in tattoos and absolutely jacked

Jonny the ex-con gave me his number when I got discharged and said he’d help me in weightlifting

by EmailMeTheCounselingChit May 23, 2022

Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

ex washina

NOUN - The collected skulls of a certain orgasmic man's washing machine after he clean's children to eat them.

I keep tripping over ex washinas, can you tell Isaac to clean up his shit?

Good night, sleep tight, and don't let the ex washinas bite!

by EsanSanSan March 26, 2022

toxic ex

That one ex that you should MOST DEFINITELY not go back to.

that toxic ex just keeps coming back

by vcnusx November 24, 2021

S-EX

Pronounced es-X The sex you have with an ex boyfriend or ex girlfriend after you have broken up with them.

I saw my ex girlfreind lana at the bar last night. We talked for a while, and old feelings started to come back. One thing led to another, and before you knew it, we were on my bedroom floor having S-EX!

by Brittany T April 24, 2008

sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 6, 2006

vaginasaurus ex

An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World

I'm concerned that my friend will suffer an attach from his vaginasaurus ex.

by J Zee July 25, 2009