Ethan Is a very lazy human. He enjoys smoking weed and playing fortnite all day. He can't keep a relationship for more than 2 months cause no human loves him. He shows all his love and affection to girls that he will never get. Even with his few little friends they can barely tolerate him. He thinks about swallowing pills twenty for seven. This is Ethan.
by Uyxie July 4, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan; a dick sucking homo loving dumb butt fucker that thinks he's the coolest guy but in reality he's a dumb fuck
by Only facts January 4, 2016
Get the Ethanmug. A guy who loves to go round sending nudes to every girl who's has skin. He's very tall, and has a 6.5cm and crusty dick.
by 6.6cmandcrusty May 29, 2016
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the name of a basic white boy. He is smart and popular and probably records everyone on Snapchat. Ethan is really funny and is the kind of person you want to be friends with.
Who is your bestfriend? Mine's is Ethan.
by TWOYRRITE April 21, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a person you cant count on and never pays any attention to you and breaks up with you for no reason.
by Jenna Cermak April 22, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a retarded fuck, who thinks he knows everything but in reality he knows nothing. And most of the time he smells like shit.
Fuck Ethan
by Fuckethan January 12, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Your bestfriend who knows everything about you and you trust with your whole heart. And you are happy he is happy with Brittney. And you know alot about him. When you get a secret he is the first person you tell. You are so happy you met him because you trust him more than anyone and you are just so happy to have him as a friend. NEVERMIND FORGET ALL OF THIS HE THINKS THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO GENDERS!!!
WHO TH FUK THINKS THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO GENDERS YALL ARE RETARDED
HEY LOOK ITS ETHAN UGH WHY DOES HE BEKLIVE IN MORE THAN TWO GENDERS
HEY LOOK ITS ETHAN UGH WHY DOES HE BEKLIVE IN MORE THAN TWO GENDERS
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee18 March 27, 2019
Get the Ethanmug.