botanical entrepreneur

a fancy name for drug dealer.
def. Botanical- bo·tan·ic. of, pertaining to, made from, or containing plants: botanical survey; botanical drugs.

def. entrepreneur- a person who organizes and manages any enterprise, esp. a business, usually with considerable initiative and risk.

My boy jimmy dislikes when i called him a drug dealer, so instead i refered to him as a botanical entrepreneur

by Oogedy L Squad August 19, 2010

Belly Entrance

The invisible entrance to an obese mans stomach containing a prize of some sort, more specifically a key.

"Mom, where's the key?"
"Try your fathers belly entrance"

by Jamie The Unicorn November 11, 2013

D'Entree

That Black jackass who likes licking Popsicles seductively

I really hate that D'Entree motha fucka

by Go F yoself November 28, 2015

emoticon-encrypted

when your mother sends you a text message containing a string of indecipherable emoticons that make no sense but that she believes actually translate into a complete sentence from the English language or at least an organized thought that most readers can interpret and fully understand, but of course, don't.

You: "Thanks, mom! Love you!" Mom's text reply: "😁😱😜🎁" You reply: "emoticon-encrypted. no fucking clue."

by bluertrains March 17, 2016

Players Entrance

Anal Sex. Going in the backdoor.

Tammy is is very horny tonight. I think Ill be using the players entrance.

by torads August 10, 2016

crazy entrails

Gastrointestinal problems especially the ones that make your entrails seem like they're crazy.

Me and I have some weird crazy entrails!

by Type2GenomeManiac June 11, 2017

Cultured entrance

Enter a room unannounced and wait for those in the room to notice you first. Cultured people do not like to knock before entering a room because it reminds them too much of the popo knocking down their doors after a brief knock to catch them committing a crimes.

Shaq Mugabe did a cultured entrance today into my office, and I barely even noticed him come in!

My paralegal, Shaniqua Shanene, did a cultured entrance into my office today, and I just ignored her because she couldn’t be bothered to announce herself.

by Dr. Cultured June 12, 2018