Earth

The real hell. According to sacred Gnostic texts, has been and will be the darkest planet in the entire universe with more than 70% of it's inhabitants being ether dark or gray spirited. All life will end in 2100.

Be proud of youself for coming to this hellhole called Earth.

by *Dee* May 10, 2006

earthqueef

The unfortunate occasion where some dumb bitch with a rank pussy queefs at a party in a closed area thus clearing the whole area and ruining the party.

I was twerking this chick until I realized that I was at the epicenter of an earthqueef and that shit stank.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 July 23, 2012

earth shattering shits

After ingesting your favorite rectum wrecker at Taco Bell, your colon screams out in a writhing pain, you then sprint to the nearest shit eater. You let out war cries of a legendary Spartan warrior and release a massive hot potato from within your poop shoot and it shatters not only the porcelain throne you are squatting on but also the core of the earth as well. Good job jack ass ya broke the earth.... I hope you are happy.

Yesterday I had Taco Bell and for the rest of my evening I had earth shattering shits.

by TSMSmurf October 20, 2015

Eart

E (ee) + art
e/urt
Eart - e/urt
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1: To be so emotionally related to something, with such a deep understanding of the situation(s), one can not even understand how it is so 'feel-able.'

2: 'Same.' 'Mood.'

Not to be confused with 'E-Art.'

Ex:
Person 1: 'I'm dead inside.'
Person 2: 'Eart.'

by pan.is.a.pancake February 18, 2019

Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!

A pretty good Russian song. Also known as Jupiter (Thanks to the Jupiter Animation Meme) and it's Russian name, Земля, земля, я юпитер!

Charlotte: Damn, this is one good song.
Shirley: What is?
Charlotte: Jupiter by Prvrln.
Shirley: Oh.
Pinkleaf: *appears from nowhere* I don't understand vodka language.
Charlotte: Or if you want to look it up, type in "Earth, Earth, I am Jupiter!" or just "jupiter prvrln".

by *cough* hello May 19, 2019

Earth Angel

An evolved old soul who has reincarnated here with a naturally grounding energy and deep connection to the Earth; they bring you down to Earth simply with their presence, much like fresh air or an open field.

Who is this guy? "Dude, it's Ani - he's an Earth Angel" - that's why he's so in tune! Ohhhh, fair enough...

by bknando January 19, 2022

Brownie Earthquake

During the act of anal intercourse, the person on the receiving end has a nasty case of firerreah.

The outcome is something to the effect of putting your thumb over a garden hose.

Dude, last night a brownie earthquake went down in my house and it shot about 3 yards in each direction.

by alejandro hayes September 6, 2007