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Ethan

Someone who has a really enormous forehead. Can also be called "Captain Forehead"! Also has huge ears that can closely resemble dinner plates.
Bob: Dude are you balding?
Jim: No I'm just trying to be an Ethan.
Bob: What about your ears?
Jim: Ethan again.
by Koolio Kid May 14, 2008
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Ethan

Wow your such an Ethan
by EAC25 May 28, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan Is a very lazy human. He enjoys smoking weed and playing fortnite all day. He can't keep a relationship for more than 2 months cause no human loves him. He shows all his love and affection to girls that he will never get. Even with his few little friends they can barely tolerate him. He thinks about swallowing pills twenty for seven. This is Ethan.
Ethan is very depressed human.
by Uyxie July 4, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan; a dick sucking homo loving dumb butt fucker that thinks he's the coolest guy but in reality he's a dumb fuck
by Only facts January 4, 2016
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Ethan

A guy who loves to go round sending nudes to every girl who's has skin. He's very tall, and has a 6.5cm and crusty dick.
There's nothing like a good old Ethan ;)
by 6.6cmandcrusty May 29, 2016
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Ethan

Ethan is a person you cant count on and never pays any attention to you and breaks up with you for no reason.
by Jenna Cermak April 22, 2019
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Ethan

A person who is extremely determined to prove people wrong...He has great hair and a funny guy,he’s athletic and plays multi-sports.At first he may seem shy however once he opens up it is hard not to fall in love with him.
Wow,did u see that guy today..he’s such an Ethan!
by YSS.2018 January 23, 2018
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