The Queen of England

Doesn't actually exist.

The kingdoms of England and Scotland dissolved in 1707 so what every American refers to as "the queen of Engerland" is actually the queen of the U.K.

She is also the head of the Commonwealth and will never die. We know this because Prince Charles has been trying for years.

Learn some history!

American: "Look! The queen of England!"

Briton: "She's been dead for a looooong time"

by Ozzy1993 July 31, 2009

New England

Well if u think about its the most preppiest area of the united states, with states such as connecticut, maine, new hampshire, mass., rhode island, and vermont whats not to like? yes most of these states are where money lives, and yes they are filled with preppy people, but they have some of the best food, shopping, vaction and etc. now i think this because im a preppy so yea... anyway not to mention they were some of the most early settlements.

guy- hey i have to go to new england know anything about it?
guy2- how did u survive school?

by JonnyWA December 15, 2008

New England Clam Chowder

When a guy is eating a girl out and she cums

"Yo man i was eating my bitch out but then she gave me some New England Clam Chowder!"

by n-dog April 28, 2008

New England Clam Bake

Farting in the shower to create a steamy pile of stench that is generally worse smelling than any other type of fart. Particularly effective when a significant other is present for humor and sufferage.

"Missy and I took a shower together after she kept on asking me to, so I had to pull a New England Clam Bake to make sure we never shower again!"

by Giddy55 February 7, 2007

South England

Imprecise term used to refer to the southern counties of England bordering the English Midlands. It has a number of different interpretations of its geographic extents. The South is considered by many to be a cultural region with a distinct identity from that of the rest of England. The special cultural, political and economic characteristics of "the South" are, however, not universally agreed upon, nor are its geographical limits and stereotypes of the South mask the cultural, physical and historical differences within this region. For government purposes Southern England is divided in South West England, South East England, Greater London, and the East of England. Combined, these have a total area of 62,042 square kilometres (23,955 sq mi), and a population of 26 million.

People from south England are very nice.
There are several counties in south England, but my favourite is Kent.

by wanote26 February 16, 2013

New England Hot Stepper"

When you're fucking a chick while wearing big heavy wool socks. Just as you're about to cum, you rub your feet against the carpet hard and fast, sending a shock through the head of your shaft. If successful, yell, "'ere cums da hot steppa!"

It was chilly last night, so I pulled a "New England Hot Stepper" for jokes. She yelped like a dog.

by Jarvis Mayes October 25, 2009

John England

Popular celebrity in Leander, Texas who visited our school. He gave a speech on how he gained fame after taking 2 orphaned children with mental disabilities, named Levi and Jonathan, into his home and raising them. The story was later published in a local newspaper and the town now praises him for such a selfless act. He asked us and the other students if we would like to participate in his fundraiser to help other mentally disabled people like poor Levi. We all think that John is the epitome of what every human should strive to be like if this world is to ever be a better place. He is sometimes referred to as, "Texas Champion" or "The man who can do no wrong". Me and the other students want to grow up to be just like him. Now when someone does something really great, we call them "John England". Sometimes it gets kind of confusing though, but we all laugh about it.

Richard saved a puppy from a burning building. That's something John England would do.

by Clay Nelson July 3, 2005