On My Dick

A phrase used to explain a situation where person is very infactuated with you and in return becomes somewhat of a nuisance.

"Oh my god, Michelle wont stop calling me! she is on my dick!!!"

by Justin October 12, 2004

get off my dick

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

by get off my dick June 5, 2007

dick graze

A way of subtly running the back of your hand over someone’s penis as an alternative to the more traditional handshake, high-five or fist bump.

My buddy introduced me to the DICK GRAZE!

by jean1938 September 8, 2014

Torrent Dick

1. A person who downloads many torrent files, especially in a dormitory or university residence.

"The guy in the next room must be a torrent dick, I can't download anything because he's hogging all the bandwidth"

by Rigbyruffrider February 5, 2010

big dick randy

An urban legend of a big black man dressed as an old woman on Halloween who will steal not just your candy but you ass away

Kid 1 "have you seen Kid 3, he left while we were trick-or-treating?"
Kid 2 "I heard big dick randy got him and he couldn't take the his bbc"

by Jigglemaster420 July 25, 2023

dick dinger

To ingest cocaine via inhalation off of an erect penis, usually by another man.

He did a dick dinger before blowing his boyfriend.

by xsynfulx June 7, 2016

dick weasel

A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.

Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.

by toast455 July 19, 2005