Dropping an Eggplant

The act of defecating an eggplant shaped turd. Such turds are semi-soft, but very thick and bulbous at one end and slim and tapered at the other appearing just like an eggplant. The Eggplant turd requires tremendous, initial force to push the bulbous, girthy end out but is followed by a relatively smooth evacuation of the more tapered end. Eggplant turds are most common in weekend drinkers suffering from dehydration and poor fiber intake.

After a long weekend of binge drinking, Carl woke up on Monday morning suffering from the worst stomach ache. He went to evacuate his bowels and found himself Dropping an Eggplant. After several minutes of intense puckering and release actions of his sphincter, he finally achieved release.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2015

dropping marbles

those wonderful fart noises that sound like bouncing marbles

Man, what you eat? you been dropping marbles all afternoon.

When I heard him dropping marbles I knew I wasn't alone.

by bradick October 21, 2008

drop top

Synonym of cabriolet - a car with folding top.

New Bentley drop top is going into production.

by marsam36 November 10, 2008

drop and unload

To drop your pants, masturbate, and end with orgasm.

(Inner Monologue): Oh god, she's so hot, I just want to drop and unload right here!

by MoonKnight November 24, 2002

drop ass

to let a silent but really odiferous fart.

Don't go in that office, man- Clint just dropped ass.

by Hugh Jass February 7, 2003

To Drop Someone

To fight somone and win by smashing that fucking bitch to the ground.

1.I can't wait to drop you at lunch today.
2.Bro I droped someone so hard during wrestling practice today!
3. Wanna get into trouble im bored, want to drop someone?

by Dewiex April 8, 2019

drop soap

Phrase. Means to drop soap as stated. Famous in prison movies when a man is taking a shower and drops his soap, leading him to gettin analy raped. Also mentioned in cartoon the Boondocks. There is a phrase related, "drop soap" which means to screw up and to recieve grave consenquences.

1. guy drop soap and his analy raped.

by RoarMan April 4, 2006