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dong flong

The act of a man thrusting his hips in a fore to aft motion, resulting in his penis slapping the front of his garments; a thin, non-restricting garment is preferred, such as boxers or basketball shorts. A bigger package along with the perfection of the hip thrust movement results in a more effective and visually impressive dong flong.
Cody's parents visited him last weekend and came over for dinner. Whilst they were enjoying a nice, candlelit meal, I came running into the living room and asserted my alpha-male status of the apartment by doing a thirty second dong flong in silk boxers.
by NFG Dong Flong January 28, 2014
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
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dong chang

A maneuver in which a person's two hands are pressed together with the palms toward eachother. The forefingers and middle fingers are pressed together and extended forward as if gesturing like a gun, the ring fingers are intertwined and closed over the opposing knuckle and the pinkies pressed together and extended in the same fashion as the top two fingers. The thumbs are folded, one over the other. Whichever thumb lies on top indicates "right" or "left" dong chang dominance.

This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.

It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
Sexual: "I dong changed my girlfriend last night and she totally got off!"

Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
by Von Pedro December 28, 2007
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dong cong

A penis over ten inches in length, and with an excessive amount of hair and veins along the shaft of the penis.
Becky: My boyfriend has a dong cong.
Sarah: I know he shed all over my vag.
by The Big Green D November 24, 2013
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dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.
Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls
by Alfonzo May 31, 2016
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Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”
“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain
by Rakis January 17, 2019
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dong enragment

A guide to get a bigger dick
Dang, your two inch dick needs dong enragment
by DArealWebstam8 June 19, 2016
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