Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022

A means of describing someone as a ‘fitty’ in an appropriate and suggestive manner. It could suggest the person they’re describing is a full ‘package’.
by GibbyLover January 2, 2023

A person who comes to a celebration, such as a pot luck, and does not bring anything to share. Said person is a special dish to passhole if they had signed up or told people they were bringing a specific dish.
His voice and smell made him an irritant, his drunk behavior made him annoying, but his not bringing a dessert made him a dish to passhole.
by TT Posse August 3, 2010

John has a much higher dirty-dish-tolerance, aka DDT, than Jane, so she ends up doing most of the dishes. She wonders if she is just encouraging him to do even less, but oh well, no big deal in the big picture.
by JaneGordon.com May 20, 2024

by Employeez October 11, 2022

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