Disasterbate

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

by Squan14 August 31, 2014

disaster

Alcoholic drink mixture which originates in Cork, Ireland

A round of Disasters please.
He had one to many disasters last nite.

by Gally-Kid October 25, 2007

Natural Disaster Survival

A game on Roblox either played by 5 year olds or those with shitty craptops that cannot run other more intensive Jailbreak games. It's quite old and has stood the test of time quite well, as it has a decent amount of people who play it at the same time.

Yo hop on Roblox
What we playing boys
Natural Disaster Survival

by Taliban_501 December 22, 2021

Floppy Disc Gang

Floppy Disc Gang is a british cult ran by british people for british people. The cult's primary goal is to spread the british word "Juncker" all around the internet. Its filled with homophobes and racists, which is a great reason to join the cult.

George: Yo i just joined floppy disc gang

Orwell: Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker Juncker

by ThePowkerMan April 20, 2022

floppy disc

loose, flappy, nasty pussy

That hoe got some floppy disc. That shit been around the world

by Beth A. December 29, 2007

Disaster Party

1) A Party that just sux
2) A Party dedicated to a significant event
3) A Party where the bradar has been sabatoged
4) A costume Party

Lumme: What are you dressing up as?
Aalto: An Airplane, u?
Lumme: an uninvited guest

by Foug April 27, 2003

shasta disaster

Bottom Shelf Rum (see Ron Carlos), and Grape Rum (see Chek Cola)

This is me having a shasta disaster

by Robert November 2, 2003